Pseudo Stepson Ryan – Antics

  1. Gold Trail – went door to door, raising money supposedly for DARE – cops drop by.
  2. Dover – stole bicycle, cops came to the door.
  3. Dover – stole golf cart, lied for 7-8 months saying his friend gave it to him, neighbor on next street over complains he’s riding it on people’s front lawns, cops eventually see it in the backyard, take it away (not charged??).
  4. Dover – his first job at sports equipment store -after only being there for a few weeks, was caught stealing a hockey stick (putting it out in the back alley for a friend to pick up), fired.
  5. Dover – She was out of town, her truck is in the garage, with keys in dresser drawer. Learned from a co-worker who witnessed him the previous day picking up his younger brother at the middle school using his mom’s truck, and not having his license nor permit at the time.
  6. Corliss – breaks into his mom’s house by climbing to second floor and going thru screened window.
  7. Corliss – has a house party at his mom’s house, she comes home to find “dozens” of people on front lawn/driveway/in garage, and in the house.
  8. Corliss – goes out to celebrate his 18th birthday – vandalizes golf course and golf carts – charged with a felony, convicted.
  9. Fjord – gets pulled over by the cops in front of the townhouse as he’s getting out of someone’s car. Apparently he was buying two underage girls some liqueur at the local liqueur store and there was a stung operation going on at the store that night. (Haha).
  10. Fjord – he and a girl are in MY bed, while two other couples are passed out in his room, and on LR couch. [caught too many times to count having friends over, when he wasn’t allowed to do this]
  11. Fjord – his mom comes home early, finds him and his friends “hiding” in the garage, smoking pot.
  12. Fjord – breaking into the house by going thru a screened window, ala Corliss, takes several months to get screen fixed.
  13. Fjord – invites Jordan/friends over for drinking party to celebrate Jordan’s non-HS graduation, came home at midnight to find his friends on front lawn, and in the house [Uncle Danny episode – “chill out”, he says].
  14. Fjord – takes his mom’s car on xmas night (w/license suspended), out with “friends”, gets into accident (in snow storm), “totals” car.
  15. After Fjord – busted for “dealing” pot – charged with a felony, convicted.
  16. Fjord redux – jailed 30 days(?) for probation violation or for the pot conviction (?)
  17. Fjord redux – friend rings front bell, holding a bumper from his car, with his parents behind him, says Ryan “stole” hs car the night before, drove it down a concrete stairway, causing the bumper to fall off.
  18. Fjord redux – withdraws several thousand dollars ($5-10k) over a period of a year from my checking account by impersonating me, pretending to have lost “his” (my) ID, and using my PIN.
  19. Fjord redux – loaned him $1500 to help pay for his lawyer in pot dealing case, never paid it back.
  20. Colorado – DUI conviction.
  21. Colorado – arrested/jailed for skipping out on the DUI arrest.
  22. Colorado – friend loans him money, doesn’t pay it back, friend creates “RyanLindquistScam.com” website.