The Supreme Court’s decision in Haiku (author Daniela Lapidous)
Roberts’ dissent:
I support you all
No, really, I do, but this
Isn’t our problem.
Alito’s dissent:
“Happiness is not
the point of marriage, fools. It’s
BABIES,” he whispered.
Thomas’ dissent:
“Liberty” – this word,
I do not think Locke means what
You think it means. Sigh.
Scalia’s dissent:
You’re not a poet,
Kennedy. And by the way,
Democracy’s dead.
Kennedy’s majority decision:
Hark! Love is love, and
love is love is love is love.
It is so ordered.
