This morning as I awoke from a deep slumber at 5:37 am, as the sun shown thru my window, I made a very important decision.
I felt I wasn’t getting anything out of FaceBook any longer – it’s been about ten years (more, or less), since I first joined, I’ve not been getting any likes, or thumbs, or even fingers to any of my posts the last several months. My self-confidence and approval rating have both dropped to all-time lows of 8.43%. So I said to myself, for all those so-called “friends” that didn’t post anything on my wall today, I would just go ahead and delete them. They probably wouldn’t even notice me being gone from their FB lives.
I’m proud to say, all 1,234,567.89 followers of my FB webpage posted a msg to me, and I’m happy that I didn’t have to “unfollow” a single one of you (that would have taken a great many months, if not years of effort.)
This is testament to how well FB ensures our internal happiness. I’m not really sure if the posts and twitters, and snapchats I receive today were from robots or from real, living friends.
But that doesn’t matter; as long as my support and encouragement levels and approval ratings are back to the usual norm of a more realistic 105.32%, I believe things will turn out “great”.
😱🙄😉🤓
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This was written, tongue firmly in cheek. No FB friends were deleted or hurt during this particular post, nor throughout the day today.
It’s time to turn off the light!
