Boy, I really need to take some executive time. I’ll either be in the residence napping, watching Fox News, or twittering for hours on end.
If either of my pals, Vlad, or Kim Jong-un call, please wake me up – I love talking to them, they’re my BFFs!
To heck with this leading the nation nonsense, it obviously can run very well without me. I don’t understand why people think this job is so hard?? It’s a frigging piece of gold-gilded Cake!! Hard, my a$$!!
Lastly, will you please tell Sarah (you know, that wonderful “alternate facts” girl) in my press room) that I won’t have any need to prepare for (or practice) the 2019 SOTU Address, because I’ve decided to wing it – yea, more executive time for me! It’ll probably be my best speech ever! I can’t wait until I sign that emergency executive order for that thing down south that everyone wants – what was it again?? Whatever it was, I know my bestie, the President of Mexican’t will convince his people to pay for it!
Man, I can’t wait until Friday for us to get out and do some proper golfing (and eating my quarter pounders with cheese), at Mari-Logo.
No more hard decisions to make for the rest of this week, yea, executive time!!
